Man sesame street has really changed since i was a kid it's way hardcore now i swear i just saw a dog maul a fairy

Just Once

I finally did the college drinking thing (responsibly). I wont lie I had fun, finally opened up and let people really know what this Sophie is all about. Though I did it before the drinking took place so major brownie points for me.

I had a nice little conversation with Luciano, who lives across the hall from me. He asked me how I liked my first year at college and I was honest with him, it fucking sucked.

We are complete opposites, he spent the entire year surrounded with friends and I decided to go the way of the hermit and keep to myself. Though at times he admitted he would have liked to trade places just for a little bit cause he never had time to himself, while I would have liked to just be able to have a good time with someone.


It's kinda weird. But It was nice.


And he likes Gogol Bordello

Sophie

Yeah..

So I know I'm leaving Saturday, but I've finally, kinda made friends.

Jon + Kate= hate

So recently the news has been abuzzin' with rumors about The Gosselin family. You know that "lovable" family on Jon and Kate plus Eight. I'm not gonna lie whenever I see that this show is on I will stop and watch. Mainly because I like the turtle-looking kid with the glasses, Aiden.

Recently all the ragmags have been reporting that both Jon and Kate have been cheating on one another. Honestly I don't blame them one bit, I mean have you ever seen the show Kate is a straight out Bitch. She is the devil in the flesh.

Yeah ,yeah I know they have 8 kids and it's hard but If that one Mormon family with 18 kids can keep there shit together for their kids, they can at least pretend to.


I think that both of them are guilty of infidelity. The only victims here are the poor kids, hopefully they have no idea what's going on, cause if they did it would be heart-breaking.

Sophie

P.S. Where's Aunt Jody?

I know this happened a couple of days ago

..But I'm still upset. Last Tuesday my school's cafeteria was holding this special event entitled Eggs After Dark. They hold it every semester during finals. and pretty much it's a free late night breakfast. Well while I was eating dinner they were setting up and the table I was sitting at was already set with goodies and everything. Now there was one thing that caught my eye, and that was a yellow stress ball that looked similar to the one below.


So I casually put it in my pocket and took it back to my room with me.

It was one of those stress balls filled with flour, which made it extra squishy and that made it extra fun.

Over the course of the next few days I was playing with that thing nonstop. It was just so damn entertaining to me, it was like crack in toy form.

And then the inevitable happened.



It exploded on me. And that made me very very sad.

Sophie

I swear i smell one of my campers you know that one who's notorious for smelling bad

Happy Mother's day

I just want to say I think I have the best mom ever. So to show how much I love and appreciate her I decided to write a song:

Mom I Really Love You by Sophie (to the tune of pregnant women are smug by Garfunkel and Oates)

Mom I really love you
Everyone should know it, I know I don't say it,
Because It goes without saying

and your sisters are dumb
cause you are the best mom
and everyone knows it
cause you are awesome

I can’t count all the ways how
You cook all my meals well

I swear if I hear someone say
that you are stupid
I'll hide in their basement
and I'll kill 'em

Mom I really love you
Everyone should know it, I know I don't say it,
Because It goes without saying

and all the work you are scoring
we are dumb for ignoring

Tell those Bitches that I really don't care
what they say now
cause you are the best mom
and you are awesome

Your probably thinking that this is a dumb song
and I agree that some of my rhymes are a bit wrong

But I really love you and I thought you should know it
cause I never show it
cause I'm stupid.

You’re the one who gave birth now
to the two of us jerks now

Mom I really love you
Everyone should know it, I know I don't say it,
Because It goes without saying

and your sisters are dumb
cause you are the best mom
and everyone knows it
cause you are awesome

A tribute to My only reader that comments more than once

A Tribute to Desi

Regarding my banner

I'm throwing peace signs in the bottom left corner, not flipping you guys off. So there

Dead Toy Robots version 2.0 ?

So recently I rewatched an old episode of my old youtube show I made with my friends (see below).


Now I know it isn't that great..but I still see potential in this. I know we kinda gave up after the third episode but I think if we work hard enough and get a lot of people involved it can potentially be something great and entertaining. See what killed us in the first place was focusing on one topic, the dreaded Twilight.

Sure it was funny then but now it's too played out and frankly I'm tired of it. Now what I'm looking for is some suggestions on what we should do as well as contributors so if you want to be apart of it hit me up on myspace or something.

Had a surprisingly good tamale in the dining commons

A monk just hit me with a pillow

I just saw jim from the office!!!