A Trip to the Doctor's office

Me: Man I really hate going to the Doctor, I can never understand a word he says. Damn and they weighed me earlier, shit I should have lost more weight by now. Fuck he's going to be mad, I know it.. Man and they're going to use that needle that thing is huge. Ok ,ok, put on your brave face Sophie.
*Doctor Comes in*
Dr: *looks over charts* Why are you here?
Me: I..uh..don't know..you just asked me to come back in a month.
Dr: *looks over charts* You should have lost more weight by now.
Me: Sorry..
Dr: Why haven't you been following your plan? *Gives the evil eye*
Me:...MJ Died.

Sophie